Choklit Blog #22: 45 things a girl wants, REVISED EDITION!

I was reading some random notes on Facebook the other day when I came across one called "45 things a girl wants but won't ask for." I read it and thought some of it was... kind of lame. I decided to change what I thought needed changing, and add my very critical comments. Enjoy.


45 things a girl wants but wont ask for

1.Touch her waist.
(Um... why? I personally am just not dying to have someone touch my waist. What's the point? I'm taking this one out and replacing it with: 1. If you can't watch the superbowl together, text her while you watch it.)

2. Actually talk to her.
(YES. DO THIS!)

3. Share secrets with her.
(Do this one too!)

4. Give her your jacket.
(She might ask you for that, actually, but do it anyway.)

5. Kiss her slowly.
(Not every girl wants to be kissed, actually :p)

Are you remembering this?

6. Hug her.
(Hugs are the business. Girls love them. But if she doesn't want a hug, don't try to give her one.)

7. Hold her.
(Isn't that pretty much like hugging her? I think this was just put here to take up space, and since it's pointless, I'm changing it to: 7. Don't get hung up on being "romantic." Be her friend too!)

8. Laugh with her.

9. Invite her somewhere.

10. Hangout with her and your friends together.
(Um duh, she is your friend.) 

KEEP READING

11. Smile with her.
(Um... weird. Don't just put on a fake smile every time she smiles because a lame Facebook note told you to. Smiling is nice, but it's not exactly necessary for you to do it every time she does.)

12. Take pictures with her..
(What girl isn't gonna ask for that? I would!)

13. Pull her onto your lap..
(NOT necessary at all. This could be a bad idea, so I'm changing it. 13. Ask her questions and the require more than a yes or no answer so you can really get to know her.)

14. When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back..
(Well you can let her win sometimes!!)

15. When her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she can't get to her friends. it makes her feel loved.
(Don't do the part that's crossed out. This is what some people call harassment.)

Are you thinking of someone?

16. Always hug her and say I love you whenever you see her.
(Hugging is ok, but you don't have to say "I love you" so much. If you're actually reading this you're probably a typical immature teenager and chances are you really don't love her.)

17. Kiss her unexpectedly.
(If you want to possibly be slapped.)

18. Hug her from behind around the waist.
(Trying to get elbowed in the stomach, eh?)

19. Tell her she's beautiful.
(Just don't overdo it. Don't make this and "I love you" your only conversation. That's just lame.)

20. Tell her the way you feel about her.
(Not always a good idea. Be sure she's ready to hear it, unlike my friends... hahaha jk you guys are awesome.)

One last thing you need to do to show her you actually do mean it.
("One last thing" when really there are 25 more. Ha.)

21. Open doors for her, walk her to her car- it makes her feel protected, plus it never hurts to act like a gentleman.
(Just don't do this in a stalkerish way. Walk her to her car--don't follow her to her car.)

22. Tell her she's your everything - only if you mean it..
(If you mean this, get a life. The inability to live without a certain person makes you too weak and too dependent. Who wants to marry a guy like that?)

23. If it seems like there is something wrong, ask her- if she denies something being wrong, it means SHE DOESN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT- so just hug her.
(This does not mean ask if something is wrong... it means ask WHAT is wrong.)

24. Make her feel loved.
(Isn't that the point of everything on this list anyway? I think this one can be changed: 24. Give her an awesome theme song. Just not "Girl of the Year" by FM Static because that one is taken!)

25. Kiss her in front of OTHER girls you know!!!!*.
(If you're just trying to make them jealous, you're a loser.)

WE MIGHT DENY IT BUT WE ACTUALLY LIKE AND KINDA WANT YOU TO TICKLE US
(I personally don't. Bleh.)

26. Don't lie to HER.
(Duuuh. Don't lie to ANYONE.)

27. DON'T cheat on her.
(DUH. Did anyone really think that would be a good idea?)

28. Take her ANYWHERE she wants
(Don't be a doormat. :p )

29. Txt messege or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day at work {or school}, and how much you MISS her..
(Wow, something that's actually nice!)

30. Be there for her when ever she needs you, & even when she doesn't need you, just be there so she'll know that she can ALWAYS count on you.

ARE YOU STILL READING THIS? YOU BETTER BECAUSE, IT'S IMPORTANT

31. Hold her close when she's cold so she can hold YOU too.
(I guess this is what comes after #4)

32. When you are ALONE hold her close and kiss her.
(Wait... I thought you were supposed to kiss her in front of other girls. This is confusing and contradictory.)

33. Kiss her on the CHEEK; (it will give her the hint that you want to kiss her).
(Why do you have to give her the hint that you want to kiss her if you just kissed her already? And WHAT'S UP WITH ALL THE KISSING? IT'S REALLY NOT THE ONLY WAY TO MAKE A GIRL HAPPY!! My gosh...)

34. While in the movies, put your arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her LIGHTLY.
(And then when you decide to make out, you'll get kicked out. Great job. I'm sure she'll wanna date you again.)

35. Dont EVER tell her to leave even jokingly or act like you're mad. If shes upset, comfort her.
(As long as she's not upset when you do it, why not? I guess not all girls love joking and sarcasm as much as I do :p)

REMEMBER ALL THESE THINGS WHEN YOU ARE WITH HER NEXT

36. When people DISS her, stand up for her.
(Common sense.)

37. Look deep into her EYES and tell her you love her.
(Again, if you don't mean it, DON'T say it. If you don't know what it means, you DON'T mean it.)

38. Lay down under the STARS and put her head on your chest so she can listen to the steady beat of your heart, Link your fingers together while you whisper to her as she rests her eyes and listens to you.
(Don't try this in middle of the day. The sun is bright and you can't see any stars.)

39. When walking next to each other grab her HAND.
(You don't have to hold hands all the time... but if you want to go right ahead.)

40. When you hug her HOLD her in your arms as long as possible.
(If you didn't, would it really be a hug?)

MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS SHES LOVED

41. Call or text her at night to wish her SWEET DREAMS.
(At night does not mean 2 am. I wouldn't suggest doing it at that time... just my opinion.)

42. COMFORT her when she cries and wipe away her tears.
(This would also be a good time to do #23. And when wiping away her tears, try not to smear her makeup. Girls don't like their makeup smeared.)

43. Take her for LONG walks at night.
(Unless she's tired...)

44. ALWAYS Remind her how much you love her.
(Again, DON'T overdo it, and DON'T say it if you don't mean it.)

45. Tell her she's beautiful.
(This one was already on here so I'm just gonna replace it with: 45. Call her by her REAL name. Don't always call her "baby" or "honey" or "sweetheart." It gets annoying.)

If you think I'm lame now, whatever. I'm just sharing my honest opinion and if you don't wanna hear it, don't read my blog. Have a nice day :)

--MC